Vincent in the jungle

Pile in everybody

Oh V.incent please don't scream too much! & lol his luxury item is his suede dance shoes!

What an opener

spiders make my nipples go hard

I'm not going in first, I'm a dancer

It's like a nightmare. So many mouses

Italian rats trying to duplicate themselves

Does the poor chap know he might have to eat spherical objects that don't glitter?

lol V.incent so funny

Vincent is the top trend on Twitter at the moment

I hope V.incent does well!

As long as he keeps his sense of humour he should do well. Don't know how he'll manage missing his family though

Ant & Dec are about to reveal the two new guests.......hard to know who to feel sorry for Vincent & Annabelle, the current group, Ant & Dec, the jungle bugs......

Vincent was hilarious, good on him! I loved the hormonal mouses sensing his aura and duplicating. Hope his new camp-mates realise it's all tongue in cheek.

Maybe he'll get them dancing....

Poor Vincent - bitten by a spider

Just caught the end tonight when Joey got voted in for another challenge and Vincent was saying it should have been hime. Look forward to the re-run tomorrow.

Vincent-isms

14:18 - 25 NOV 2013

Vincent Simone's funniest comments and quotes in the I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! jungle.

Vincent Simone is quite a character and certainly not lacking in self-confidence.
Take a look at some of his funniest lines from camp, so far...

I am known as The Tango King.
– Vincent introduces himself in his own modest, understated way
My perfection could get annoying for the other Celebrities... they'll have to watch and learn.
– Either that or they can get really grumpy about it...
Why not get a woman and do the tango in the jungle?
– Vincent! This is I'm A Celebrity... What about a dancing with a koala bear instead?
I’m afraid of anything that moves that is not human.
– Come on Vincent, loads of animals are cute! (They just don't live in the jungle.)
Vincent Simone meets a spider in I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here!
Spiders! I couldn’t even look at them. My… my nipples get really hard when I look at them. It’s painful.
– Does this actually happen to anyone else?
It stung me… really badly.
– A spider bite or a spider kiss, Vincent?
“This is good exercise. I feel like Rambo.”
– Vincent on carrying a couple of logs to the fire
Vincent Simone in his boxers in the I'm A Celebrity... jungle
You don't win Rear Of The Year for nothing.
– Certainly not for keeping your shorts on, Vincent

I adore V.incent! May he continue to roam the Jungle with a gorgeous rear & his "Bella!"
Who would not like V.incent to be in the jungle with them

Ant & Dec have decided to produce lists of Vincent witticisms on their webpage, so I lifted them from there.

It made me laugh when Ant & Dec mentioned Vincent as 'Rear of the Year' but Steve Davis was classed as an 'Arse of the Year from the 80's'.

What is the difference between rear of the year & "Arse" of the year?

I thinks a 'phwoarrr!!' versus a 'grrrrr!'

Lol Jingle I think thats spot on!

Stoopid football deprived me of my nightly Vinnie fix!  

I know Sid, very annoying. Am totally loving Vincent in the jungle, I hope he gives that Joey a run for his money.

But Sid, I think your avatar is a little over-dressed now!

Ooh a cheeky boxer avatar ooh nice! We get an extra 30 minutes of IACGMOOH tonight.Lets hope most of it features V.incent. Can someone advise why is Rebecca excused from all the trials so far? & why ask celebs on if they have conditionswhich exclude them from any trials? Most times the BP vote for the same stars to do the bush tucker trials! & Im sure when it first started we used to have "live" feeds from the junge? Why not bring it back say from 10:30pm- midnight?

Someone asked about exemptions on twitter but Ant or Dec replied something like 'dunno - it's medical, it's private'.
so no further forward as to why she canna.

I read somewhere that Rebecca Adlington has asthma so is unable to do trials where she is unable to get at her inhaler. Totally respect that but it makes me wonder why you'd go on the show in the first place if you have a condition that is going to prevent you doing so many of the trials.

jingle wrote:I know Sid, very annoying. Am totally loving Vincent in the jungle, I hope he gives that Joey a run for his money.

But Sid, I think your avatar is a little over-dressed now!

lol - Not sure if Exilers could cope with Vinnie's rear on permanent display jingle... although I know I could!

saxonsiren wrote:Ooh a cheeky boxer avatar ooh nice! We get an extra 30 minutes of IACGMOOH tonight.Lets hope most of it features V.incent. Can someone advise why is Rebecca excused from all the trials so far? & why ask celebs on if they have conditionswhich exclude them from any trials? Most times the BP vote for the same stars to do the bush tucker trials! & Im sure when it first started we used to have "live" feeds from the junge? Why not bring it back say from 10:30pm- midnight?

Well the extra 30 mins is something I suppose....but will it run into Gogglebox (my other must-watch show at the moment!)?

You're right about live feed in the early years sax. I'd love that this time. I bet we're missing out on loads of of gems from V.incent! Joey Essex seems to be dominating the show at the moment, especially with the public voting him for the trials. I'm sure he's a nice enough lad but I'm not a fan of people thinking stupidity is something to be celebrated or cute or funny.

I love gogglebox I shall record it! It does appear the camera favours Joey.I agree too many Towie/MIC stars are thick as two short planks! Sorry to be so blunt but all this "Shutup!" "Sick" really gets on my wick. A young man not being able to tell the time yet wear a watch because its expensive is a sad indication of our times.What kind of role model are we creating? Please Sir its ok I do not need to know the time because I can be on TV & smile look pretty & buy a rolex! This from boys now not girls! This metro male nonsense has to stop.
My query re Rebecca's asthma inhaler when she was in the pool where was it then? Surely the Dr would be near for her? After all they have had experience of automatic fainting from Gillian!

saxonsiren wrote:My query re Rebecca's asthma inhaler when she was in the pool where was it then? Surely the Dr would be near for her? After all they have had experience of automatic fainting from Gillian!

With Vincent's breath taking shorts, I would think everyone would need inhalers! Maybe it's more of an allergy thing for Rebecca?

Gillian was a health hazard wasn't she. Highly infectious. Wasn't the whole crew ready to pass out every time Gillian appeared. Poor woman's street creed got shot to be-jeebers that's for sure.