Vincent in the jungle

I do recall that magical hand on forehead & faint "live" for Ant & Dec such an elegant gone with the wind moment from Gillian!

I'm hooting with laughter at Vinnie in the jungle whose malapropisms are surely bound to become legendary. The man is a bonafide star.

I think V.incent T-shirt malapropisms are a must for Christmas Gifts! Get them Now.

Vincent's been voted out of the jungle in a double elimination (sounds a bit toilet-y)
From the I'm a celebrity website:

UPDATED: Last night Vincent stole the show with another rapid-fire barrage of Vincent-isms. We've added them below...
Vincent Simon says

Vincent steps onto the tightrope...
Woah... woah... woah... are you ready?

– Vincent prepares Kian after many "woahs"
I want my mama!

– No crumpets for the camp tonight
Watch Vincent and Kian perform their semaphore Dingo Dollar Trial here.

Read previous Vincent-isms below...
Vincent Simone is quite a character and certainly not lacking in self-confidence.

Take a look at some of his funniest lines from camp, so far...
I am known as The Tango King.
– Vincent introduces himself in his own modest, understated way

My perfection could get annoying for the other Celebrities... they'll have to watch and learn.
– Either that or they can get really grumpy about it...

Why not get a woman and do the tango in the jungle?
– Vincent! This is I'm A Celebrity... What about a dancing with a koala bear instead?

I’m afraid of anything that moves that is not human.
– Come on Vincent, loads of animals are cute! (They just don't live in the jungle.)

Vincent Simone meets a spider in I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here!
Spiders! I couldn’t even look at them. My… my nipples get really hard when I look at them. It’s painful.
– Does this actually happen to anyone else?
It stung me… really badly.
– A spider bite or a spider kiss, Vincent?

“This is good exercise. I feel like Rambo.”
– Vincent on carrying a couple of logs to the fire

Vincent Simone in his boxers in the I'm A Celebrity... jungle
You don't win Rear Of The Year for nothing.
– Certainly not for keeping your shorts on, Vincent

So those are the best soundbites from our Italian stallion so far.

Can't wait to hear what's next!

Watch Vincent show off his Tushtucker briefs

Watch Vincent do the Outback Factory Canteen trial

 
What a shame Vince is out of the jungle. He seemed to be mega popular with his camp-mates, and brilliant with the one-liners.

I don't bother voting for the show so can't really complain I guess. But anticipating that the final three will be Joey, Kian and Amy, in which case  

V.ince out!!! I go out & miss it sobs.Why I wonder because Joey so popular with his gleam teeth & sweet but dim nature? Abbey who loves to fluck her mane & protest vocally its not fair Im so pretty blah blah blah. Kian a little too nice & I love our Mo!

I missed the show but I think Matthew & Vincent went out on a double elimination after Mo.

Natalie is doing the dance demo with Ian either this week or next.

Yes I watched it as I steamed I mean Ironed. V.incent & Matthew two of the more colourful characters voted out? What is wrong with the public? We can't surely wish role models/idols Joey to win? Don't get me wrong he seems a gentle soul but Education wise shows how dire our system is producing students who cannot tell the time,who seek fame with looks & a part in a shoddy show.Yet votes Joey attracts.Im rooting for Steve "stumble" Davis who is a real tonic! & David with his father role,words of wisdom & supportive manner.Kian sorry lovely but a safe bet.

Silly British public! Mind you, they barely showed Vinnie at all last night - no wonder viewers didn't pick up their phones for him. The focus was all on Joey bl00dy Essex and Alfonso. "Not Vincent!" was trending on Twitter after last night's show - lots of people in disbelief

"What a pavlova" - my favourite Vincent quote  

I'm not watching anymore  

omg they have voted Steve out now! He has been consistantly funny & we have got to see a new side of Steve! Why not vote Alfonso out? or Lucy (wicked witch of the west) or Airhead Amy?tsk tsj

Thought you weren't watching anymore? Or have you telepathic skills you've been keeping quiet?

Im watching! I only missed last night as I was out.

Alfonso & Rebecca out!?Why? Lucy is an awful character & Its blatantly obviously its set up for Joey to win

I agree Sax. My interest in the jungle deflated as soon as Vincent left    Out of the five remaining, I'd rather Kian won - but like you say, it looks more like being king Joey (so long as it's not Queen Amy)

B4 - It was me who said they weren't watching anymore! And I haven't, although I caught last night's interview with Rebecca and Al. Seems Amy's not as sweet and innocent as she was being portrayed (and Lucy not as bad as she was painted). I think Amy's quite manipulative. I wouldn't mind David winning.

Sid Id like David to win he has been a quiet success! A talk to Alfonso friendly advice & also to the point "What did you come in for?" Matthew according to huffing post advising its set up for Joey as he had more towels given him! TOWELS!? I thought they had two & had to wash/dry them No they get more given them laundered.Plus being right under the tv studio their hardly in the Jungle! Amy won the Katie P next model then dumoed Miss KP saying she didn't need her so yes Amy manipulative,scheming a true model then! Bet if Joey wins the jungle she will be all over him like flies. on a cowpat! With a huge romance & then fall out followed up with Ok,Hello magazine make overs! Purrrrrrr easeeeeeee spare us all.

saxonsiren wrote:Sid Id like David to win he has been a quiet success! A talk to Alfonso friendly advice & also to the point "What did you come in for?" Matthew according to huffing post advising its set up for Joey as he had more towels given him! TOWELS!? I thought they had two & had to wash/dry them No they get more given them laundered.Plus being right under the tv studio their hardly in the Jungle! Amy won the Katie P next model then dumoed Miss KP saying she didn't need her so yes Amy manipulative,scheming a true model then! Bet if Joey wins the jungle she will be all over him like flies. on a cowpat! With a huge romance & then fall out followed up with Ok,Hello magazine make overs! Purrrrrrr easeeeeeee spare us all.

   

Good summary sax. I find David to be a perceptive man and very good with people. I watched last night's on repeat while I was having my dinner and disliked Amy even more - how selfish and greedy was she about the beans?! And why is she allowed extra clothes and make-up when the other girls aren't? She strikes me as very demanding, spoilt, sly, self-absorbed and me me me. By contrast Lucy I'm liking more and more. She seems pretty straightforward to me, what you see is what you get. Unfortunately, she's got quite a hard face and a harsh voice which make it hard for people to warm to her I think.

But Im doing a challenge,Im hungry,I did do a challenge,I want more beans! Its quite pathetic to hear the whining & a fellow camper giving her more food! Id have fed her a crocodile foot just to shut her up! I do hope Amy goes tonight and not David!

Well, you got your wish Sax   I'm shocked (in a good way) at the voting tonight - I think Joey was rather taken aback too.

Im so glad Amy went! & Joey not winning.After contraband 3 she dig her own grave &the fake tears re fellow campers leaving got more attention from Kian.Oh & how many times had Amy practised her exit speech! all the right words.Joey bless loved his experience.Ive finally warmed to Lisa.I do wish David to win but Kian happily agree with

I got my wish David & Kian in the final Lucy third & left tonight.I would like David to win.